If I could

This fits better here.

I would tell you that a shoulder rub would be great right now.
I would tell you that the thingie in the toilet tank is broke again.
I would tell you that I picked up chinese for dinner...oh and a bottle of wine.
I would tell you that I spent too much on candles but you won't be sorry.
I would tell you that my car needs an oil change.
I would tell you that the kids got good progress reports.
I would tell you that I bought the tickets to the show in Boston.
I would tell you that we can take my car but beg you to drive.
I would tell you that Puppy, bless her heart, pooped on my floor again.
I would tell you that I picked it up.
I would tell you to make my coffee with cream and sugar, but you would already know that.
I would tell you I picked up the scope that you wanted for your rifle.
I would tell you it is an early Xmas present.
I would tell you not to worry though, there will be more stuff under the tree.
I would tell you that yes, you are expected to participate in Xmas.
I would tell you, yes, whether you like it or not.
I would tell you that I'll make it up to you later.
I would tell you how yummy you smell.
I would tell you how good you feel.
I would tell you I love You.

If I could.

I should tell you that I'm lonely and lonesome.
I should tell you that I'm tired.
I should tell you that I want more.
I should tell you that I need more.

But I won't...because I can't